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Clickbait templates

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  • 90% of [plural noun] failed to [verb] this [noun]
  • Top 10 [plural noun]. Number [number] will shock you!
  • [plural noun] #[number] will shock you!
  • You will never believe what this [noun] is [gerund]
  • This [noun] has been in the [noun] for [time]. You won’t <believe what it looks like now>!
  • [anything] this [noun] does not want you to see!
  • [plural noun] HATE this one trick…
  • Hot [plural noun] are in your area and want to [verb]
  • Five [plural noun] near you are [verb]. Here’s <how you can do it>.
  • [plural noun] in [location] are [verb] by [verb].
  • Has [noun] gone too far?
  • I [verb (past tense)], you won’t believe what happened next!

In use

  • 90% of developers failed to resolve this bug
  • Top 10 array-out-of-bounds errors. Number 27 will shock you!
  • You will never believe what this client is asking for!
  • This ticket has been open for 8 years. You won’t believe what it looks like now!
  • Improvement the product owner does not want you to see!
  • IRC users HATE this one trick…
  • Hot linux users are in your area and want to exit vim!
  • Has freenode gone too far?
  • I applied for a job at starbucks, you won’t believe what happened next!
  • Developers in boston are saving millions of dollars by this one simple trick!
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